M'kay. So my nephew is a cute little pumpkin who just had to take a picture of his auntie. The lip got all poked out and the eyes got glassy - and I'm a wimp - so I gave him my very expensive camera and told him to "push this button".

His eyes lit up and he showed me all those pretty teeth... and before I could get away... SNAP!!!

What the?! I wasn't ready!!! I look like crap!!!

My hair's all over my head, what little makeup I might have still had on was at least 15 hours old and I'm in the middle of a sentence!!!!!

Oh well, at least I made my little poopsie happy. He was crackin up ‘cause he knew I wasn't ready. He just turned 4 years old, and already he's a prankster. And who cares right? It ain't like anybody has to see this awful shot of me... ever...

WRONG.

When I showed him the pic the first thing he said was "Oooooh! Now you can put the pishur up on your wgci"... (yup... my page on TheBlock is called "my wgci"). I told him that I couldn't put it on my wgci because I already had too many pishurs on my page. I think he knew I was lying cause he just sat there and looked at me like I was crazy. So...

Here's the ChynaKat. At home. Raw and uncut. And lookin' crazy.

I love you Mikah! (sneaky little rugrat)

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ChynaKat